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Pocket-Sized Growing Ghost Lamp - Batteries Included! 👻
Pocket-Sized Growing Ghost Lamp - Batteries Included! 👻
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”They told you ‘big decor only’ for Halloween…
Then this 4-inch ghost ate their porch.
🧪 LAB REPORT: When placed in darkness, Subject G-04 emits a 7-foot radius ‘terror aura’ via gauze-diffused amber glow – turning bookshelves into séance corners and coffee tables into haunted crime scenes…
WARNING: Objects in mirror appear spookier than they seem! (Batteries pre-installed for instant haunting)“
💀 WHY THIS MICROHAUNT BEATS LARGER DECOR:
✅ STEALTH MODE ACTIVATED:
• 4.17” x 2.56” frame hides between cookbooks/under pillows
• Lights up at 0.2 sec latency when darkness detected (psychological warfare!)
✅ TERROR PORTABILITY PROTOCOL:
• 56g weight infiltrates: bedside tables → fridge tops → even bathroom sink ledges
• 72hr battery life survives 3 all-night parties
✅ UPGRADED HAUNT MATRIX:
• Gauze fabric creates “floating ectoplasm” effect
• Amber spectrum light (2400K) triggers primal fear response
🧫 FIELD TEST CONFIRMED:
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”Put it on my 3-inch bathroom ledge. When friends walked in at night, they froze whispering ‘WTH is that?!’ Mission accomplished!“
– Rachel P. (Terror Microdoser)
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”Pro tip: Line up 3 on a narrow bookshelf. The combined glow made my $200 skeleton look like cheap decor!“
– Brian M. (Giant-Killer)
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”Left it in my kid’s cereal box as a prank. His scream >>>>> the price tag. Worth every penny!”
– Amanda L. (Chaos Engineer)
⚠️ CLASSIFIED ALERT:
The G-04 project nearly halted after beta-testers reported36% spike in neighbor envy
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